question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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