Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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