their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
false alarm. still invincible.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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