Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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