Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
her vagine was all disorganized.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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