woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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