Do you still have your period?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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