Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I understand Curling. That high.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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