Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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