Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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