Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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