Can Purell be used as lube?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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