Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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