whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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