In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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