i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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