Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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