alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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