But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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