I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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