the new term for farting is butt boxing.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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