Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
It's shark week go big or go home
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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