How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
His nipple licking is glorious
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