So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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