Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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