I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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