Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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