the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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