that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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