Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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