I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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