I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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