just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
