Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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