All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize