1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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