Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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