I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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