so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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