All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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