Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
