So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Boobs are out for the taking
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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