she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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