My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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