I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Terrible idea I love it
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