Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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