I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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