exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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