She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
