My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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