yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
