I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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